Have a healthy, wealthy and most of all safe and happy new year!

YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN by George Carlin

I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!

I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American.

I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything.

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in English.

I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.

I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put your pansy ass through 4 years plus of college, you haven't begun to be enlightened.

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.

My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer.

I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.

I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.

I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years In the desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut-the-Hell-up already.

I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?

I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're running from them.

I also think they have the right to pull your ass over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.

I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.

I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.
If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.
We need our country back!

The Joy Movie

It is hard in these tough times to find something that grounds you and brings you back to the things that count.
Take the time to watch this movie and change your prospective.

The Joy Movie

Will Rogers

Will Rogers, who died in a plane crash with Wylie Post in 1935, was probably the greatest political sage this country has ever known.

Enjoy the following:

1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.

2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

3. There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman...neither works.

4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

5. Always drink upstream from the herd.

6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.

7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket.

8. There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves.

9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

10. If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.

11. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back.

12. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral:
When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.


ABOUT GROWING OLDER...

First ~ Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

Second ~ The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

Third ~ Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.

Fourth ~ When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.

Fifth ~ You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

Sixth ~ I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.

Seventh ~ One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.

Eighth ~ One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.

Ninth ~ Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

Tenth ~ Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf

And finally ~ If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you are old.

Dog story

If you have a dog please take the time to check out the link below. It could save your dog a great deal of pain or even death.

the Chai Story

IF YOU HAVE THIS DOG TOY AT HOME, THROW IT OUT!

In honor of the 2008 Olympics

This will make you laugh!

click here to watch video!

Message of the DAY

Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.
Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here we should dance....

Niagra Falls frozen

With everyone suffering from the heat I thought this may be interesting. This was takin in 1911 when Niagra Falls froze over.
Brrrrrr makes me cold just seing it!

On being forgetfull

My forgetter's getting better,
But my rememberer is broke
To you that may seem funny
But, to me, that is no joke

For when I'm "here" I'm wondering
If I really should be "there"
And, when I try to think it through,
I haven't got a prayer!

Oft times I walk into a room,
Say "what am I here for?"
I wrack my brain, but all in vain!
A zero, is my score.

At times I put something away
Where it is safe, but, Gee!
The person it is safest from
Is, generally, me!

When shopping I may see someone,
Say "Hi" and have a chat,
Then, when the person walks away
I ask myself, "who was that?"

Yes, my forgetter's getting better
While my rememberer is broke,
And it's driving me plumb crazy
And that isn't any joke.

Can you relate? I can!

CHECK THIS OUT!

CLICK THE CHECK THIS OUT AT THE TOP AND WATCH THIS VIDEO IT WILL MAKE YOU SMILE AND CRY AT LEAST IT DID ME. AND THEY SAY ANIMALS ARE DUMB.

Dash the Movie

This movie is worth seeing. It makes you think it is called Dash the Movie, I made the title of the post a link. Click on it and check it out.

I have been thinking about this vision board thing. What do I envision for the future?
Gas prices to come down.
Everyone working and no one loosing their home.
Peace in the world.
The Country smart enough to find alternative fuel sources instead of giving all our money to foreign counties.
I can think of a lot of things. I thought maybe if I put it into writing it would happen. Have faith............

Happy 4th of July

Happy 4th

It must be the old "hippie" in me. I love this Uncle Sam. So I thought I would put it on to wish everyone a safe and happy 4th of July.

Vision Board

Hi,
Yesterday I watched Oprah and she and her guests were talking about positive atracting positive and negative attracting negative. I have beleived this for many years but never heard anyone talk about it on tv. She also talked about a vision board. I had never heard of this approach. But it is a neat idea. I think I will try to make one. I think everyone should connect to their inner self. Good idea Oprah.

Changed the look!

I finally figured out how to add different background, make a banner and add music. What do you think? I hope it is worth all the work and aggrevation. But I think it looks more like my own.

Here is a photo of my gazebo. After the loss of the old tree we needed something to fill up the space in the yard.

Now things are looking better..